You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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