try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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