I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I'm both gender and math confused
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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