I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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