would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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