it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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