I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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