just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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