Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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