your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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