that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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