First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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