The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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