Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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