Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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