I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
