Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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