seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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