He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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