normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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