It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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