I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
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