Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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