I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
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