Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
