oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
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