I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
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