Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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