Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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