I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
two words...techno handjob
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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