Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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