We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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