Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.

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(757): View more from Virginia

I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.

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(614): View more from Ohio

THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK

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(314): View more from Missouri

You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility

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(770): View more from Georgia

That would warm my breasts.

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In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.

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(210): View more from Texas

please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi

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(305): View more from Florida

Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?

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(785): View more from Kansas

Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.

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I'll be glad to.

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