apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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