it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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