She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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