I'm really into asian looking animals
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize