i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
