She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I think I sprained my soul last night
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Randomize
