Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Randomize
