so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
My ass is underappreciated
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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