I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Randomize
