You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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