Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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