Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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