And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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