problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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