doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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