Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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