I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I'm always down for nudity.
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