Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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