Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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